IGN is your site for Xbox One, PS4, PC, Wii-U, Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, 3DS, PS Vita & iPhone games with expert reviews, news, previews, trailers, cheat codes, wiki guides & walkthroughs. Insane Troll Logic - TV Tropes. Someone is off his medication. Bedevere: So, logically.. Bedevere: And therefore..? Witch: It's a fair cop. It is logic failure that crosses over into parody or Poe's Law. Full transcript of Donald Trump's speech announcing he was running for president. Enjoy the best Abraham Lincoln Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Abraham Lincoln, American President, Born February 12, 1809. Share with your friends. Last week, I asked Donald Trump supporters why they believe that the billionaire real-estate developer will treat them any better than the career politicians they mistrust. Related Story A Letter to Donald Trump Supporters. Get the latest news video clips from NBC4 Washington. Check out breaking video news and clips, including the most popular sports, entertainment, and weather videos. A character says something so blatantly illogical that it has to be deliberate on the part of the writer. A character will tend to use this when he thinks he is smarter than he really is. For when the Insane Troll Logic leads to a true conclusion, see Bat Deduction and Right for the Wrong Reasons. If this trope is exaggerated beyond the point that it even makes grammatical sense, it can become a Word Salad Philosophy. If reality actually follows the troll logic, then the normal rules aren't in effect; Reality Is Out to Lunch. Irrational Hatred may have this as its basis, and Chewbacca Defense is literally built of it. And then, sometimes it's just Obfuscating Stupidity or Obfuscating Insanity in action. No relation to Insane Clown Posse.. Insane Troll Logic is so badly screwed up that it isn't even wrong - usually either the presenter or the audience have no grasp of even the concept where the . Disagreements may cause flame wars. Those very flame wars will happen on this website if started, therefore TV Tropes' servers might catch on fire and may get damaged, and spread to the rest of the internet via gravity.
These flame wars will be the depth of the Internet — not DEATH, but they are similar concepts, because they're similarly pronounced. Furthermore, many computers are connected to those servers and they might catch on fire, too. So, remember to always douse your computer with water when under a disagreement. Seriously, though - no real- life examples. Not to be confused with Violation of Common Sense. See what happens when you make bad decisions — namely, choosing the Other Guys subpar cable services. For example. Time Warner Cable had one once which was nearly as bad. The spot featured Mike O'Malley holding a small puppy, saying that since cable cost less than satellite, the money could be used to buy things like dog food, and that puppies love dog food, so that the simple conclusion must be that satellite hates puppies. Some of their commercials from a few years ago were mistaken for parodies. If that happens, then your milk will spoil. If that happens, you'll drink the spoiled milk and turn into a zombie, then bite your roommate, who will then bite others until zombies roam the land. So dropped laptop = Zombie Apocalypse, and that's why shock- proof hard drives are good. It's ostensibly played for comedy, but the ad offers up a bit of Fridge Horror when you notice that the guy following this loony- bin train of logic is the president of the company. Cats always land on their feet. So, what happens when you tape toast, buttered- side up, on a cat's back? In Latin America, during the 2. The World Cup, Direc. TV advertised the then- upcoming football league seasons by telling the viewer about what would supposedly happen if they missed them (a sequence of very improbable events leading to a bad situation). One commercial's logic procedure goes from the viewer missing an important match to waking up in a dried ditch in the street. Another's goes from missing a match to flooding the house. Then again, she is something of a Cloudcuckoolander, but it's most likely that she doesn't mean it seriously. The prologue of the 4th novel had this nice dialogue. Haruhi: Crab is a no- no. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask? Kyon (narrating): They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach! You often see people die in the last episode of TV shows and the like. Doesn't that feel unnatural? Why do they just happen to die at that time? That's why I hate anything where someone dies at the end! I would never make a movie like that! Under the cherry blossom.. Let's have a viewing party! Kyon: How do those thoughts connect to a cherry blossom viewing party? After killing a group of bandits and rescuing their prisoner, she kills the woman for helping the bandits, despite her having only done so under threat of her own life. She also concludes that, since snails are not insects, they must in fact be bugs. One instance is kind of like the Fat Tony example, in which he argues that just as you can get vegetables from eating steak (obviously, this is wrong itself), if you steal someone's wallet, whatever is inside then belongs to you. He also asserts that a mine in which gold has never been discovered is a great place to look for gold for precisely that reason. If you pick up the person holding the wallet.. Scary like something dangerous. Dangerous like the Mafia, which means the Mafia have come to kill us, I know it! And there's only one thing . It refers to the legendary beauty, Hideyoshi Kinoshita! Kinoshita can be translated as . In other words, you'll be blessed if you confess to Hideyoshi! Hideyoshi: This is wrong on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. Kida has moments, too, as he can conclude any remark by . After being hit in the head by a goon, he says this. Shizuo: ? You know that you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot on their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right? So you shouldn't have any complaints no matter what I do to you, right?! Despite having little ground for his beliefs and being perceived as somewhat delusional by his peers, he's right more often than not. Along with a giant asteroid. And Chiaki's reason for doing this? Hosaka's brain automatically jumps from . He also once takes an art teacher's statement that he should be . He says that because he and his workers are in Africa and that there's an orangutan (the captive one) right next to them, there are orangutans in Africa. Yeah, Haguro — people don't tend to actively go out and seek out people who want to do harm unto them. Soooooooo, why are you? Some guy doesn't want you to bug him anymore with your psychotic shenanigans — and you believe that he wronged you by ? Well, why not settle this unfair dispute by kidnapping his Morality Chain, then having her chained to a wall and repeatedly gang raped for several hours in front of a camera where you have your object of ? Six Anti- Foreigner Faction members run into them. Three Anti- Foreigner Faction members are killed. The Anti- Foreigner Faction members kill two Shinsengumi members but six more join them and two Anti- Foreigner Faction members are injured. How many noses does Jackie have? Nambu's reasoning was, . Brighthead (yes, really) says that Gallactor is trying to win the loyalty of children because, . Because normal people do not know the value of life, which in turn makes them evil. By setting up a voting system where people can chose to either let hardcore violent criminals, for whom they give graphic details of their heinous crimes and who were previously on death row, live or die. Because if they choose die, that means people will kill others for no reason. The fact that most of the people voting assume it's a joke doesn't matter. If you at one point happened to have had business with, be the child of, or have laid eyes on the wrong person, you might retroactively find yourself sentenced to death as an unrepentant criminal when he turns out to later become a particularly notorious pirate. The tennis club captain then counters that she still needs to be punished for getting taken hostage without permission (said punishment also involves getting stoned to death with tennis balls.). Mako herself is a master of this, often giving energetic speeches that baffle everyone around her, such as claiming that Ryuko didn't lose the tennis match she didn't even know she was in by claiming that since she rescued her beforehand, she . Oddly enough, her conclusion (getting naked) in the above example is right, even if her reasoning is wrong. In episode 2, Littner Village is attacked by a group of Gunmen. Kamina, being the insane badass he is, determines that, despite seeking shelter being a perfectly viable solution, the only way to survive the attack is to charge head- first at the strongest of the Gunmen and carry out a Gundamjack. Kamina's logic determines that the reason Viral defeated them is that Enki has 2 faces (one on the torso, and a head). Next day, they try fighting him again, and deciding that they need to have two faces to stand a chance, Kamina picks up Lagann and slams it right down on top of Gurren. Rule of Cool, this trope and general badassery works together, and the two mecha actually combine, even though it shouldn't. That means it's as good as 1. A courageous heart can make anything possible! However, even Happy is taken aback by Wally's weird logic: When Millianna captures Happy, she finds out he is a talking cat and surprisedly tells it to Wally. Wally corrects her by saying: . The fact that he is able to talk makes him a cat. So according to Wally, all humans are cats. He claims that if you let the owner of your mark know you're coming to steal it, it no longer becomes theft but rather a showdown between you and the owner of the mark. What's more is that Hachi follows with this logic and finds it sound. Japan marries a girl and divorces her in the span of a few minutes for the sake of a comedic reaction to eating some bread, he gets called out on it by Kawaichi. Kuroyanagi simply responds that the prefecture the competition is taking place in has the lowest divorce rate in Japan, so more people need to get divorced to raise it closer to the national average. He also counters that compared to the number of times Kawaichi says his Catch Phrase in one day, him getting divorced means nothing. Oh how wonderful, divorces! However, because he is a vampire, he can't just fly over the seas to her. His friend Karen then provided a solution: Turn his house into an even more beautiful tropical paradise so his daughter will come home willingly.
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